Is it terrible that I feel I have to try this?

[geebs]

Hook me up... Do they have it in a drip form that you can just hang from your bedside with an auto-release valve... so it can go directly into your veins and stay there. Geez that is the funniest product ever!!!

 

[fowltemptress]

Heck, I want bacon scented candles! Now, why on earth has no one invented that already? It's brilliant! Go ahead and hook my water main up to a water tower filled with bacon grease while you're at it, though I know my poor SO will get tired of having to unclog all the drains all the time.

I've always hated mayonnaise, but I might have to try that Baconaise sometime. It has the added benefit of actually existing, I see.

 

[maplesky7]

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oh no... I could have grabbed my daddies before he was buried i spose....think about all them good teeth goin to waste.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Im good....

 

[maplesky7]

 

[Goose and Fig]

You're either pregnant or have some kind of deficiency

 

[silverbird]

 

[jasonponce]

Bacon is not a meat product... it is a spice!

 

[MagsC]

 

[The Chicken Lady]

You guys need some Bacon Salt (Google it).