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    I hate summer!!!!!

    Weather: talking about temperature and humidity is like politics and religion there is no way to say the right thing to all the people. For example; Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and southern Texas to me is a pit of pure hellfire and brimstone. A two year old fell off his bike and got second...
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    Velociraptor Second Chance

    Yes roosters97, that is the one, doesn't seem harsh enough for what the sickos do now, or at least what some are caught for. I don't ever want to be thought of as prejudging or in-compassionate, but 99 out of 100 sexual deviants will kill when given a second chance. They spend 10 days in jail...
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    What's for breakfast?

    7 scrambled eggs - that makes a lot of eggs by the way, a pan of hash browns, 4 toast and who would forget the pound of bacon. I have to hold back on the snack so my dog can eat. And I went from a 42 to a 38 in six months on that diet, ok I quit drinking too and now have acres to mow with a...
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    Velociraptor Second Chance

    No ma'am I absolutely do agree, Prometheus was the one who stoled fire from the gods and gave it to the mortals (us) and Zeus was more than irritated so he chained him down and gave him a regenerative liver so the eagle could eat it every day for eternity. everybody gets a second chance from...
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    Velociraptor Second Chance

    Second chance my butt, why am I here? for my people to eat my liver for eternity, like Prometheus and the vulture. BTW, I was out feeding the chickens - moved them to a nice juicy field of un-cut weeds, at least I didn't screw that up and mow, moe, larry and curly too. back to the remoras of...
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    Farmer wants a wife

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    Stupid Neighbors Pit Bull (update 2nd neighbors dog attacked person)

    As freshegg has said the pits jaws do not lock, that is a myth, but they can and will make you think it. By the way why do you think they sell and for good reason a break stick device to open a pits mouth. A break stick is a device made to be inserted in the mouth of a Pit Bull (behind the...
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    Farmer wants a wife

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    Farmer wants a wife

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