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toot...squeaker...mom's playing the trumpet....elephant just ran under my dad's chair...

Quote: Who are you kidding...your gonna tell your kid to do it and your gonna watch.

My mom does that when she exits the bathroom....nothing like burning sulfur on top of the crapper smell. Way to mask it...NOT....i still know what you did MOM! You don't fool me.

sit with your toosh forward....put lighter VERY VERY close to your bottom half...and make it a good one.

i watched a boyfriend light one and his jeans caught on fire.

then you didn't do it right.

Deb used the word fartingest in two sentances while "working." Way to go Deb! I don't know...my 7 year old has been having issues and she's the fartingest seven year old I have ever known. I keep blaming the dog and then I realize it's her! me, g

and we all know "fits of giggles" gives you gas.

Quote: HUH?..really?...like kingston charcol for the grill?...how much do you give??...interesting! sure...the kind with lighter fluid and then make sure you have some candles next to his rear. (this is ONLY a joke...in no way is this a serious post. do NOT administer lighter fluid soaked...

....You're the Chef. me, g