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I must be hungry. As i scrolled past this i thought it was a giant oatmeal rasin cookie on a purple plate.

Because i have PMS and ESP. That makes me the B**** that knows it all.

Hey mister. You ain't the boss of who gets to worry about whom.

She's fine. She just needed a break from all you potlickers. (My words not hers. 😁)

You caught me. i was actually stalking you this time looking for Mare. Then i remembered i could just text her. So.. up yours. :plbb

Did ya know MDC has extended furbearer seasons? Especially for racoon. Varmints are definitely on the rise here. I've started seeing foxes in town again, and i can hear the coyotes coming closer than ever. https://mdc.mo.gov/newsroom/mdc-reminds-public-extended-furbearer-season

Uh oh. I think I hear drums and chanting. Must be a cannibal cult nearby.

🤷‍♀️ I honestly have no clue. I've been drunk and slept a few thousand times since then.

Most people would. Only Shiner would remember getting all those likes in one day, like it was a big deal.

That was a big deal. funny as hell. 🤣 I had tears rolling I was laughing so hard. Most of the good stuff went poof though.

That's me. Practically perfect in every way! but ain't not a big deal. 😆

I admit that some people think he's a big deal. Same way people think when the mcrib is back at McDonald's it's a big deal.

Starbucks, Krispy Kreme, cabbage patch dolls and beanie babies are kind of a big deal too. Still couldn't care less. 💁‍♀️

I don't think I've ever heard anyone else say they consistently use their phone in landscape. No poll nessessary, I can already tell you Mooney is the only person who would do this. Case closed.

Saffy I'm joking. Relax. 😂

So was I 😂 Makes no nevermind to me I just hate to see Shiner get his pants in a wad.

Saffy I can't believe your showing all that cleavage. :eek:

Does anyone?

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