Just kidding. We met at a mutual friend's wedding. I was an usher and she wouldn't stay seated. I should have known then she was never gonna listen to me. We have been married 21 years though.
She was a head chopper at Tyson's and I went in to get a bucket of blood to make fish bait.
I thought her freckles were cute. Turns out they weren't freckles at all.
Been married 21 years.
