Ha! I might get a slap on the wrist for this but here goes. Horsefeathers, your pics remind me of a Monty Python song:
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"
I have 11 hens right now and while I have plenty of nest boxes, they all want to lay in the same two. Sometimes my hens double up-today I had a silkie and a barred rock in the same nest. They never-I repeat NEVER wait as patiently as the ladies in the picture above! They stand around & cuss at...