I have SO MANY students who have mullets. One of our assignments this year was to vote on this:
https://mulletchamp.com/
You missed the betting window for this year, @DickMidnight and @bill3607
My older son was a pretty baby, too. He could be decked out in a onesie that read "Mommy's Little Man" and I'd get asked "How old is HE?" "What's HIS name?"
Didn't bother me, either. He really was gorgeous. He had curls, too.
My younger son has long, curly hair (he's 25). It goes to his...