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Don't forget your Porta-Pottie

It's ironic because when we got that first Xbox we got Halo and Splinter Cell along with it. I limited the time of my kids to play only after homework and after doing their chores. I ended up playing those Splinter games well into 2 a.m. it was so addictive.... such badass a game.

Have you ever played that game?

She was an equal opportunity offender.

I have an old acquaintance that dated a girl that worked in subway. It was the go-to place for lunch at the time. She would spoil us with extras in the sandwiches when we would go and pick up some subs. After they broke up everything changed. I always asked for olives in my Italian sub instead...

Baby Sandworm Tooth

I'm liking how you think,girl.

Oh Jeezuzzzzz

Those are a dime a dozen in South Beach. Seriously.

There's a study somewhere that talks about this.

Jesus this is crazy.. from chickens 101 to leaky teets.

Something about Kitties and Cream that bring an anticipation/tension in the air whenever they are in the same sentence...

What about worn nipples?

That game was ahead of it's time.

Right. The white ones, though. What are they called?

My wife wants Geese. Which ones are those? The white ones?

Rocket Dogs down here at the Youth Fair in Miami are totally different thing. They are super super spicy and hot sausages served on a bun. You'll be looking for a porta potty within an hour and you'll be ready to rocket off to the Moon.

It's all about balance.