That reminds me of a COPS one time when they were chasing a home invader through the side streets in Florida, and he ran into a home that was empty. The cop went in to see if he could flush him out for his partner to grab, and they found a HUGE pot greenhouse. The owner had a green thumb out...
if you ever watched the worlds most stupid criminals that would crack you up
the police pull a guy over for a dui
and the cop asks the guy if he smokes weed
the guy says no way sir
i would never do that
why do you ask
and the guy has a joint rolled behind his ear
the cop takes it from his ear...