I've answered the "how far above sea level" question from cruise ship passengers many times. I worked in an art gallery in Juneau one summer, it was just across the street from the cruise line docks. Literally every day passengers from the ships would come in the store and ask that very...
I swear there are kids working at the grocery store who have never seen food that isn't on a plate. I was buying something fairly ordinary, snap peas, and the darling child had to ask three times what they were. Food, dear child, food.....