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So if man is 5 and the devil is 6 then that must her 7? I wondered if I would flush out any Blood Hound Gang fans with that line...LOL Well, the cats finally seem to understand that I will not let them camp in the open doorway and they are not happy about it. They have decided that they like...

I mean REALLY!!! The lazy little ingrates were BORN WITH FUR COATS! You would think a little cold would be no problem. Sheesh! In contrast, the nastier, wetter and colder it gets, the more fun my ducks are having playing in their swimming pool. Nobody is in the least bit interested in the...

She's the root of all that's evil, yeah, but you can call her Cookie... I know she is hanging on just to annoy me. (I have developed allergies to her over the years....this, no doubt, brings her great joy )

I was supposed to be cat-free by now. But Cookie refuses to die (she is 20) and we got Zeus and Xena from our son when he joined the army. :::sigh:::

I tried to get Zeus to read it but all he wants to do is sit in my lap or shed on my keyboard

Dear cats, I had nothing to do with the weather change. Meowing at me at the top of your lungs will not help change it back. I know it is hard to believe but some things are beyond my power. No, you may not stand in the open doorway so as to achieve the perfect balance of warm house air and...