I'm surprised the title doesn't include "Rare Find!! Chickendale Furniture Cabinet!! Won't Last Long at This Price!!! Hurry, Because When It's GONE, It's GONE!!!!"
As long as my wife doesn't refer to me as her vintage dear husband, I'm doing good. lol
I just found this item for sale on eBay with the word "vintage" in the title description:
TSC sells a better, newer one for $6.
Vintage is a euphemism for old, broken, and/or dilapidated. The use of that word also hints that the item will be overvalued and overpriced. I steer clear of any listing with that descriptor.