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mom'sfolly : I know that if anyone breeds a chicken the size of a dog, I ain't getting one. They would eat you, and enjoy it. Just look at those EEs, velociraptors look friendlier. Jersey Giants are bigger than a lot of the football dogs as DH calls them. You know, the ones that aren't...

Quote: Fine. We have 8 kids on the ground right now, 1 foster kid and are expecting twins in September. The only reason is because the chickens keep eyeballing some of these kids, so I know we'll need to be replacing 'em.

Yeah, the chickens here think watermelon is EVIL and bad and must not be touched. The guineas and turkeys INHALE it like it is manna from heaven. The chickens think styrafoam is manna from heaven and must inhale it. The guineas will peck at the styrafoam, then drop it. The turkeys won't...

Quote: Unless it's styrafoam. Then they want to inhale every last little scrap of that. Watermelon is icky. Styrafoam is yummy. Stupid chickens.