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What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? (Foul weather!) What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? (Cockerpoodledoo!) Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up? (At the quack of dawn!)

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup? A: Because it ran out of cluck! Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement? A: She laid a sidewalk! Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? A: She kicked the bucket! Q: What do you call a crazy chicken? A: A cuckoo cluck...

Why do hens lay eggs? (If they dropped them, they'd break!) How do chickens bake a cake? (From scratch!) Why can't a rooster ever get rich? (Because he works for chicken feed!) What's the most musical part of a chicken? (The drumstick!) Why did the chicken go to the seance? (To get to the other...

"Why was the chicken sent to the Principal's office?" "Because it kept pecking on the other kids." "Why was the chicken team so bad at baseball?" "They kept hitting fowl balls." "Why did Mozart sell all of his chickens?" "They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach." "Why did the chewing gum cross...