My household may resemble this remark. ;)
DH calls me "the Tool Enabler". The lathe and the biscuit joiner are the next items on the list. :D
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XKC4NMV/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o08_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I couldn't use it because my hands are too small, but...
Those small staples are inadequate.
You need a fence stapler that you run off your air compressor.
Or the screws with fender washers that Dobie recommended.