I understand what you’re saying, but it’s still gross. Chickens carry diseases, plain and simple. Doesn’t matter what other comparisons you make. It’s unhealthy. And chickens sh*t every 10 seconds, as opposed to a dog who can be trained and may have occasional accidents that you clean up. So...
Completely different. Dogs don’t carry salmonella. My dogs are not allowed on my bed, and they are house trained. They don’t sh*t wherever they want, when they want.