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I wish I had some cherries.

Wouldn’t a velociraptor be smaller than an emu? Yup. It is 112C out. You are boiled alive within your home.

The following week is spent catching the parrot and putting it into cages with increasingly complicated locking mechanisms, only for it to escape so that you must capture it in increasingly distant and unpleasant locations, eventually ending up in Gary Indiana. I wish I could go to Columbia.

Your horse runs off to join the wild horses. Now… I wish I could stay in Colorado longer.

Woah woah woah! You copied my response!

You get a new camera. You try to take a picture of the beautiful river from a bridge. It tumbles into the water. I wish I could stay in Colorado longer.

The goblins roast you on a spit and consume your flesh. I wish I could climb a mountain.

You’re a Cornish Cross. I wish I had pigeons!