Corrupt a Wish

[BrandonsBirbs]

Example:

I wish I could fly

You start flying and get hit by a goose, you can never fly again. I wish I was invisible.

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Super simple game, one person makes a wish and then the next person corrupts it and makes a wish of their own.

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I wish I was a chicken!

 

[Amer]

You’re a Cornish Cross.
I wish I had pigeons!

 

[azurbanclucker]

You’re a Cornish Cross.
I wish I had pigeons!

Thousands of pigeons infest your roof, attic, and yard. They mob you whenever you exit the house and they have covered everything you own with a foul poo crust. Enjoy those respiratory illnesses.

 

[SilverBirds]

@azurbanclucker, what is your wish?

 

[azurbanclucker]

@azurbanclucker, what is your wish?

I have no wishes. I exist to rain on parades.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I wish for unlimited breadsticks

 

[BrandonsBirbs]

I wish for unlimited breadsticks

Breadsticks constantly rain down from the sky hitting you in the face, you can't even leave your house anymore because you're subject to a breadstick flood!

I wish I lay eggs

 

[BesideStillWaters]

Breadsticks constantly rain down from the sky hitting you in the face, you can't even leave your house anymore because you're subject to a breadstick flood!

I wish I lay eggs

Yes but you have to sing the egg song every time you lay one, no matter where you are.


I wish I had a horse...

 

[azurbanclucker]

Yes but you have to sing the egg song every time you lay one, no matter where you are.


I wish I had a horse...

You share your bedroom with a clydesdale who startles easily and has horrible gas.

I wish I was in Iceland

 

[Geena]

I wish I was in Iceland

You are in Iceland where you are stranded out on the tundra. Your extremities are so frostbitten they turn black and fall off as you attempt to crawl your way back to your hellish AZ.