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I have WHAT in my yard? : I'd read him this: Older Women Are So Reasonable: AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA Bed AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO...

Quote: THANK God he didn't get a tattoo of YOU!!! You might've gotten sold....

"Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car". Ohmahgosh, too funny.