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When the Fed-Ex driver doesn't want to get out of the truck because of the goat and dogs. When you have tongue prints all over the car from the goat licking off the road salt!

Quote: thats my "nibbles" he thinks hes a dog. he has run of the farm. if someone pulles into the drive he has to come see...... who they are....... what they want........ did they bring any treats? and heaven help them if they open the car door, cause hes getting in! and won't get out until...

When you come home the dog comes running to meet the car..... right behind the GOAT! I like to think it's love that makes them so happy to see me..... but it's more likely the french fries the kids drop on the floor boards.

When your hubby heads over the hill fully clothed and comes back wearing just boots and swinging his pants through the air....... all to make you laugh. * True story, but it happened B.C. (that's "Before Children")

I gotta say.... these are like those 'you might be a redneck' jokes..... I keep thinking: So? What's wrong with that?

Quote: My son acts like my meatloaf recipe will kill him. Go figure, the first time I made it he liked it so much he asked for it for breakfast.