Lady: (holds out a chick feeder at flea market) Would you like to buy a old country style candy dish?
Me: Ummmm exuse me but thats a bitty feeder...
Lady: A WHAT feeder im sorry but you have clearly gone crackers if you were to feed WHAT EVERS from this PRICE LESS Candy dish
Me: Tisk tisk...
As i was fixing dinner
family member: hey dont you have a rooster
Me: Yes why
Family member: Dont roosters and hens make chicks?
Me: Yes....
Family member: Cant you put the eggs under the hen and she will sit on them
Me: No not re (interupts)
Famliy member: That means that egg is...