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Naw, that isn't me. As Big Kitty I'm just over 8' long from nose to tail. That carp would be a meal for me, albeit a large one. I believe that's my niece "Lizzy"......and it would figure, she's playing with her food again.

You know, I could lend the "Girls" or even "Carlos" to Bluesub for patrol duty if the denizens aren't left alone. Remember, the moats serve two purposes defense of the castle and a safe haven for Blue's lovelies. Sorry I sound grumpy but no one messes with the endangered species in the...

Yeah, the candiru. They just eat you from the inside out.

Folks, you shouldn't swim in the moats. Either moat......unless you plan on becoming somethings meal! Bunny, the salt water moat is massive. How do you think she got all types of endangered marine mammals in there? Uh, was I allowed to tell that?

You're welcome Queen Wisher. I'm about to do another expedition soon.

Hello my dear Queen Pro-tem. I've been all over time and space trying to track down my other phoenix gate. While during my travels I picked up a few bobbels such as Madagascar rubies, a few Padparadschas and a Tsavorite or two. Here, have some. Bunny, it doesn't matter that she's grounded...

Yes, it's a portal generator to any place and to any time period in the past. . . . . and with her sense of humor it can be very bad!

Uh folks, I'm not sure how to say this. . . . . .but I think one of the youngers got a hold of one of my two phoenix gates. If it's Tani, she'll be searching for a tall red headed sparkly, but if it's Eenie I wouldn't know. I have a feeling if Baby Bun got a hold of it, we'll be seeing a lot...

That would be most men. Does that mean I always heed a warning? Well. . . . . .

My dear Queen, don't you mean what man would stop even after reading it? Anyway, sometime ago I wasn't able to keep an appointment with the Queen, in which I deeply regret. I'm now available for that appointment. Besides, we never got to play that game of , ahem, Twister.

I have a bad feeling. Bruce will have his fill of frog legs. . . . .then Carlos will have his fill of Bruce.

Hi ya everybody!

I'm not sure I would call that , ahem, swag.

So Em, have come up with a proper title for Sour, Knight of the oval table. Hey it's BYC, shouldn't it be egg shaped? Anyway, may I make a suggestion of"Sir Bunshine". . . . . seems appropriate considering.

Argh, Sour you didn't! I can't skin a baby seal, I'd rather skin a skunk. Those eyes, how could you do it while looking into those eyes.

Em, Em ,Em. How can you be fox less when you are one! As for the baby seal skin boots. . . .

Cornbread? Warm and buttery?And I'm on a diet.

Oh come now Em, you're not that bad. Ok, you can be. . . . but when you are, you're really good.

Looks like Sour has already met Monty the radioactively enhanced Python. You're lucky Sour, normally it's a one way trip, no u-turns, through Monty. . . . . .a three week trip.

Folks, it might not be a giant leech that got the G-man. The G-man was reportedly wearing alligator skin shoes and Carlita, daughter of Carlos the giant 24 foot long gator, was missing. If Carlos saw those shoes, gulp.