When they ask - "What is a douche bag?" He can show them this guy:
DeSean Jackson
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txeaglesjackson&prov=st&type=lgns
That's pretty much my definition of a douche bag
I think Thelma and Louise would be considered a blue wheaten. Douche Bag looks kind of like Black Breasted Red. Just my thoughts.
I saw this and the first thing I thought of was the old Saturday Night Live:
Garrett Morris introducing "LORD AND LADY DOUCHE BAG"
Second thing I thought of was...