How about chicken cake statues or something? Like, monuments of famous chickens and chicks and roosters like @TheOddOneOut's June Bug and @Ceciliasflock's Clover!
I'd totally cull one of my birds if I had to. Not saying something's "wrong" with you if you don't or wouldn't. Some people don't have it in their hearts. No offense is meant to anyone.
Oooh! The Shovel Of Doom sounds nice. Mine run far and beyond to get away from, THE ALL POWERFUL OCEDAR BROOM! Seriously it's like the end of the world for them.