You know how I feel about buying and selling flesh.
Don't make me cloud up and rain all over you
Just had to bring up the "C" word didn't ya?
Hate those damn things. Scarier then when your cousin misses her period.
I saw a story on some desert yotes on the tellybox the other day.
SOBs are...
Shiner
You out hand fishin the corn fields again?
How bout when you, me and Stubbs were down hand fishing at the devil's elbow. Remember that?
We're down there just enjoying the day shoving our hands/wings under rocks waiting for a biggin catfish to latch on when we hear a truck barreling down...
I'm stunned, I'm honored. I'm dancing a jig .
I just want to thank YOU, BYC, my fans, my family, Gonzalo Quádre, Charles Cretors, Louis Ruckheim, the Redenbacher family, my agent, publisher, manager, my feather and make up crew. All the idiots in my youth that believed a youngin should be...
Wanted to stop over here and see what's goin on.
Me and moonshiners go way back. Way back like his truck seat when his fat cousins Bob and Neil borrows his truck.
I know he's got some better stories to tell.
Shiner, how bout that time when we were over to catfishs fish fry and you walked into...