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You know you're a backyard chicken owner when... As you scroll thru all these pages of experiences and after reading each post of this thread, you say to yourself.. Been there. Done that! next.. Been there. Done that! next.. Been there. Done that! next.. Been there. Done that! next.. Then...

You know you're a backyard chicken owner when... You have the following items in your home: Chicken salt & pepper shakers. Chicken place mats. Chicken pot holders. Chicken paper towels. Chicken wash clothes. Chicken bath mat. Chicken shower curtain. Chick soap dish. Chicken for dinner 3 times...

lol... nobody wants to shake my hand.. i like it!

I don't know about that.. but we don't starve..:p

roger that..

You know you're a backyard chicken owner when... When the Refrigerator in your barn has been nicknamed the "Egg-erator".

You know you're a backyard chicken owner when... You spend more time looking around for chicken nick-knacks at the feed store than grabbing the chicken feed you came for.

You know you're a backyard chicken owner when... You make everybody take off all of their shoes when them come into your house!!!:gig:sick:plbb

You know you're a backyard chicken owner when... On Birthdays and Holidays, everyone gives you Gift Cards from Rural King & Tractor Supply Company instead of socks and underwear like when you were a kid.

You know you're a backyard chicken owner when... You secretly confiscate a really cool little "Woodstock in a Nest" figurine from your Grandson's Toy Box..

You know you're a backyard chicken owner when... "When you are shopping at Rural King and walking by the 16 tubs of different chicks while saying... I've got those, I've got those, I've got those, I've got those, I've got those, I've got those, I've got those, I've got those, I've got those...

;) fecal matter I could have gone the rest of the week without thinking about that. (You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...) EVERY HOLIDAY, CARS ARE BLOWING THEIR HORNS AT YOUR GATE WANTING FRESH EGGS... RIGHT IN FRONT OF A HUGE SIGN THAT SAYS... "SORRY.. EGGS SOLD OUT"