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"I remember the day you were hatched...you turned my whole world upside-down!"

"Hey You, Get Off Of My Cloud... No Hitchhikers Allowed!"

"Oh my! No photos right now...Please Eggs-cuse me while I clean myself up!"

"Don't worry, I just think better this way....I'm pondering my Eggs-istence."

"Oh, really? Ha, ha, ha...you think you're being real funny, right? A bunch of Practical Yolkers!" Those kids are snickering & laughing over there now, but they won't be laughing when I tell their mothers about their Fowl play & how they Egged the nestbox! Those brats...it's not even mischief...

Which came 1st, the chicken or the egg? They arrived together silly!

"Hey kid, don't you dare even get any ideas with that ping pong paddle you're holding!"

"I saw a spider carrying her eggs around & figured hey, that seems like a good idea. I can tidy up the coop, get some mealworms & dustbathe without having to get a baby egg sitter. Unfortunately, it just doesn't seem to work as well for chicken's, though."

This is the chicken's version of the human with gum stuck on the shoe, or the kid that woke up with gum in her hair 😆