... Which one?
I refuse to believe that the makeup-bedecked blond beanpole comes from the same show as the gator stalker.
(Yes, I do know who the gator stalker is. Can't recall his name, but I am somewhat familiar with him).
You poor thing, no wonder you don't like it!
That's it. If I ever come to visit you, I'm bringing my density-of-solid-lead seafood stew. And breaded flounder. And if you really end up not liking either, then I suppose I can bring (normal) cake, too.
I forgot it in my vote, but I say crayfish and crawfish.
I think that I'll start calling them tiny river lobsters now, though, because that's the cutest name I've heard for them yet.