What do YOU call tiny river lobsters?

[Sapphire Sebright]

I hate seafood

 

[ShrekDawg]

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Sorry

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Oh yeah we do but I’m just not a fan. Although tbf I haven’t really tried much I probably should. But I’m weird with textures and had a bad experience with rubbery lobster once and yeah. In my mind, it’s all rubbery

You poor thing, no wonder you don't like it!
That's it. If I ever come to visit you, I'm bringing my density-of-solid-lead seafood stew. And breaded flounder. And if you really end up not liking either, then I suppose I can bring (normal) cake, too.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Stomach of a person or animal.

The temptation to use the forbidden verdant reaction is great....

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Ahem...

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Did we forget to include the part we didn't want to acknowledge?

No punctuation where there should be in that definition; I wouldn't trust it.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You poor thing, no wonder you don't like it!
That's it. If I ever come to visit you, I'm bringing my density-of-solid-lead seafood stew. And breaded flounder. And if you really end up not liking either, then I suppose I can bring (normal) cake, too.

That actually sounds quite good!

 

[azurbanclucker]

The temptation to use the forbidden verdant reaction is great....

see, what you need to do is screenshot it and just use that.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I haven’t watched that show since I was a little kid

... Which one?
I refuse to believe that the makeup-bedecked blond beanpole comes from the same show as the gator stalker.
(Yes, I do know who the gator stalker is. Can't recall his name, but I am somewhat familiar with him).

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Accurate

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MOVE SOME OF THOSE TO A HARD DRIVE! Your phone's going to break and then you'll lose them all!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Crawdad, central FL.

My SIL found one in the microwave one day, her 9 yr old had caught it earlier in the day and thought he could "cook" it in the microwave

Oh, stars.
Mini Dawg alert.