Take 10 cups Meow Mix cat food, ground. Add 2 jars of hot sauce, one cup of yarrow root tea, and one tablespoon beeswax for flavoring. Form mixture into balls and fry in chicken grease. Yum yum!
Take 1 handful of tomato leaves, 1 cup of BBQ sauce, and 2 clean eggshells and mix well. Let sit for one month. At the end of the month add one cup of dirt and 2 tablespoons castor oil. Press the mixture into balls and bake for 10 minutes. Roll the balls in powdered sugar and enjoy!