Weird Recipies.

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by christyware, Jun 13, 2009.

  1. christyware

    christyware Songster

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    Make up a Weird and Funny Recipe. I will start - 1 cup chicken feathers, 2 cup pigs feet, 1/2 cup of eggs now mix it up. Now cook and enjoy.
     
  2. TM Chickens

    TM Chickens Songster

    Mar 3, 2008
    Alabama
    Take 1 handful of tomato leaves, 1 cup of BBQ sauce, and 2 clean eggshells and mix well. Let sit for one month. At the end of the month add one cup of dirt and 2 tablespoons castor oil. Press the mixture into balls and bake for 10 minutes. Roll the balls in powdered sugar and enjoy!

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  3. Crickett

    Crickett Songster

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    Take 1 half cup of coffee grounds, well cooled
    6 eggshells, freshly laid
    Two handfull of bunny fur
    1/4 tsp of cornstarch
    1 container of play-doh


    mix well. If mixture is too stiff, add water enough to make it plyable.
    roll out into sheet 1/4 inch thick. cut into strips. bake until slightly crisp. Great for those afternoon teas with your unwanted nieghbors! Caution: Not to be taken internally!
     
  4. christyware

    christyware Songster

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    Take 1/2 tsp olive oil, 2 cups flour, 3 garlick cloves. Mix in bowl. Now add 2 cup cat or dog fur if you prefer. 1 cup feathers. Make sure you mix well. Place on well greased cookie sheet and bake in oven for 1 hour. Makes 10 servings. Enjoy.
     
  5. TM Chickens

    TM Chickens Songster

    Mar 3, 2008
    Alabama
    Take 10 cups Meow Mix cat food, ground. Add 2 jars of hot sauce, one cup of yarrow root tea, and one tablespoon beeswax for flavoring. Form mixture into balls and fry in chicken grease. Yum yum!
     
  6. christyware

    christyware Songster

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    Take 1 cup fish oil, 2 cups salsa , 1 cup catsup, 3 raw eggs and eggshells. Mix well in blender, pour into large stew pot, Now add chicken feet and ground up oyster shells. Bring everything to a boil then let simmer for 15 minutes. Let stand for 5 minutes then serve over Penne Pasta noodles. Makes 6 servings. Enjoy.
     
  7. 1 can of Alpo, your favorite flavor, flour, hot oil. Slice Alpo, coat with flour, brown in hot oil. Drain a little of the oil, make gravy with the drippings. Really good on smashed taters!!
     
  8. christyware

    christyware Songster

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    Take 1 cup fish oil, 2 cups salsa , 1 cup catsup, 3 raw eggs and eggshells. Mix well in blender, pour into large stew pot, Now add chicken feet and ground up oyster shells. Bring everything to a boil then let simmer for 15 minutes. Let stand for 5 minutes then serve over Penne Pasta noodles. Makes 6 servings. Enjoy.
     
  9. hermiesbirdies

    hermiesbirdies In the Brooder

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  10. hermiesbirdies

    hermiesbirdies In the Brooder

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    take one turkey. rinse, remove giblets.

    fill with unpopped pop corn

    bake at 400

    When the tail blows off, the turkey is done

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