Weird Recipies.

Take 1 handful of tomato leaves, 1 cup of BBQ sauce, and 2 clean eggshells and mix well. Let sit for one month. At the end of the month add one cup of dirt and 2 tablespoons castor oil. Press the mixture into balls and bake for 10 minutes. Roll the balls in powdered sugar and enjoy!

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Take 1 half cup of coffee grounds, well cooled
6 eggshells, freshly laid
Two handfull of bunny fur
1/4 tsp of cornstarch
1 container of play-doh


mix well. If mixture is too stiff, add water enough to make it plyable.
roll out into sheet 1/4 inch thick. cut into strips. bake until slightly crisp. Great for those afternoon teas with your unwanted nieghbors! Caution: Not to be taken internally!
 
Take 1/2 tsp olive oil, 2 cups flour, 3 garlick cloves. Mix in bowl. Now add 2 cup cat or dog fur if you prefer. 1 cup feathers. Make sure you mix well. Place on well greased cookie sheet and bake in oven for 1 hour. Makes 10 servings. Enjoy.
 
Take 10 cups Meow Mix cat food, ground. Add 2 jars of hot sauce, one cup of yarrow root tea, and one tablespoon beeswax for flavoring. Form mixture into balls and fry in chicken grease. Yum yum!
 
Take 1 cup fish oil, 2 cups salsa , 1 cup catsup, 3 raw eggs and eggshells. Mix well in blender, pour into large stew pot, Now add chicken feet and ground up oyster shells. Bring everything to a boil then let simmer for 15 minutes. Let stand for 5 minutes then serve over Penne Pasta noodles. Makes 6 servings. Enjoy.
 
Take 1 cup fish oil, 2 cups salsa , 1 cup catsup, 3 raw eggs and eggshells. Mix well in blender, pour into large stew pot, Now add chicken feet and ground up oyster shells. Bring everything to a boil then let simmer for 15 minutes. Let stand for 5 minutes then serve over Penne Pasta noodles. Makes 6 servings. Enjoy.
 
take one turkey. rinse, remove giblets.

fill with unpopped pop corn

bake at 400

When the tail blows off, the turkey is done

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