----if your younger sister gets you incubator for christmas
---when you get you paycheck, you calculate how many chickens you could buy with the money.
---when you never throw any food away cuz your chickens would love the food
---when all your friends give you leftovers to feed your flock
-----WHEN YOU GO TO BUY CHICKENS ON CRAIGSLIST, AND THE PERSON IS KINDA FREAKED OUT WHEN YOU TELL THEM HOW MANY CHICKENS YOU ALREADY HAVE!
----WHEN YOU LEARN TO SPEAK AND UNDERSTAND CHICKEN TALK...
---WHEN YOUR KITCHENS THEME IS ROOSTER...
---WHEN YOUR NEIGHBORS CALL YOU THE CHICKEN...