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Quote: there is a tiny typo. I just started reading these and they are really funny. I saw it, but I figured a missing y ain't gonna hurt no one! Thanks for noticing though, I do appreciate it!

This same guy that sends me these just borrowed a chicken from me. He called my mom and asked if he could borrow one of my friendly lady chickens because he asked his "city girl" GF if she wanted fried chicken for dinner. He's going to walk in with Penny or Red and tell her he's about to make...

I laughed so hard this morning! I sent the latest to a friend of mine whose boyfriend is from MN. He asked if they were about him!! Now I have to ask her what he does for fun!

Ollie and Lars walk into a pet shop in Bismarck, they walk over to the bird section and Lars says to Ollie, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Lars. The owner puts the budgies in a...

One of my favorite stories is from a friend in his 70's. Back when he was in his 20's and it wasn't so hard to cross the Borders between the States and Canada, he went back home up to Manitoba. They wen't moose hunting and he got a good sized one. They dressed it out, quartered it and he had...

I have lot's of Scandinavian friends who love to tell me jokes! I just got 8 books in the mail, I LOVE Paperback Swap!

The Snowplow Plan On days the snow is so deep the snowplow plan is set up so everyone knows which side of the street to park on, this allows the snowplows to clear the other side of the road. You guys in MN know this plan right? One day Ollie and Lena were sitting at the dining room table...

Ollie's ACCIDENT Ollie had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ollie. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'? asked the lawyer. Ollie responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into...