Hmm...since the dean of my college is really cool, I'll take the rabid chihuahua. If the person I'm trying to impress doesn't understand the importance of fleeing from a rabid animal (regardless of how cute and/or furry said animal is), then I probably don't need to be impressing this person...
Hm, one order of socks, please, and I like mine well-worn and seasoned with eau de gym-class.
WYR wear a clown nose or deer antlers to a formal outing?
Wings, 'cause flying would be the best!
WYR get bitten by a cobra or stung by a swarm of killer bees? (Sorry if this sounds gruesome, it was all I could think of that didn't sound stupid. )