Would you rather

[Zinnia-Hen]

Honestly, I don't like eating *at* these places, but Burger king is tasty as take out.


WYR: Have wings or flippers?

 

[axion_lotus]

Wings, 'cause flying would be the best!

WYR get bitten by a cobra or stung by a swarm of killer bees? (Sorry if this sounds gruesome, it was all I could think of that didn't sound stupid.

)

 

[BookWorm243]

Cobra

WYR get struck by lighting or shot by a bullet?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Bullet.

WYR: eat dirty socks or balut? (Balut is an egg with a chick almost ready to hatch in it, they let it ferment underground, and then it smells. I don't get why someone would eat that...)

 

[axion_lotus]

Hm, one order of socks, please, and I like mine well-worn and seasoned with eau de gym-class.

WYR wear a clown nose or deer antlers to a formal outing?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Deer antlers. From a distance a clown nose could look like a giant zit. People will at least know what's going on.

WYR: pie your principal out of nowhere or be chased by a rabid chihuahua in front of someone you were trying to impress?

 

[axion_lotus]

Hmm...since the dean of my college is really cool, I'll take the rabid chihuahua. If the person I'm trying to impress doesn't understand the importance of fleeing from a rabid animal (regardless of how cute and/or furry said animal is), then I probably don't need to be impressing this person anyway.

WYR be a salmon or a sparrow?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Salmon, they're pretty tough. Huge too and around here, they're everywhere.


WYR: eat a bull's horn or its umm...eww...you know what...

(people actually do that, hence rocky mountain oysters...)

 

[thekid]

horn

WYR live in a swamp or live in a desert

 

[axion_lotus]

Swamp.

WYR ride a camel or an ostrich?