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I haven't seen that in soooooo long.

My single biggest gripe with Pappa Tolkien has always been his annoying habit of spending 3 pages describing the trees, rocks, and grass at the roadside. We get it, man! Move the story along please and thank you.

I was wondering how long it would take you to find your way over here with an profile pic like that :)

It's a Dwarf thing. You wouldn't understand. :)

Team Gimli! Accept no pointy-eared substitutes!

I'll be honest. The journey books were a CHORE for me to read. I love them overall obviously, but I could have done without 3 pages describing every tree, rock, flower, and blade of grass in the shire. Or in Rivendell, Or anywhere else. The man could not say "hello" without it being 6...

Also, #teamangrydwarf My people.

"They Delved Too Greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-Dum... Shadow and flame."