Wildsky has a point. It really is up to the man to man up and put a stop to that kind of nonsense. My ex wouldn't dare to come here asking for something. And if she did, I'd send her away lickety split out of respect to my wife.
Jeez, she's jealous enough. And believe me, I ain't that great...
I think the proper methodology for avoiding this in the future is:
1. Provide fiancee with chair and his favorite beverage.
2. Fill a small child's pool with equal parts of earth and water.
3. Have both females unburden themselves of extra cumbersome clothing.
4. Have at it until only one...