My fiances EX

[ksacres]

Debiraymond, I'm going to mail you an icepick...

 

[debilorrah]

You are wrong on so many levels.

 

[ksacres]

Each level more wrong than the last...

 

[bluey]

I think the proper methodology for avoiding this in the future is:

1. Provide fiancee with chair and his favorite beverage.

2. Fill a small child's pool with equal parts of earth and water.

3. Have both females unburden themselves of extra cumbersome clothing.

4. Have at it until only one woman is standing.

5. Repeat if necessary.

I hope this helps!

 

[B. Saffles Farms]

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[debilorrah]

Bluey you just joined KS on the wrong on so many levels!

 

[bluey]

Whhhaaaattt?? I'm just trying to be helpful.

Does KSacres really eat monkeys????

 

[ksacres]

Only dirty ones.

*waves to bluey*

 

[bluey]

yeah, I hate detergents in my food too!

 

[Wildsky]

I had an ex of a guy I was dating show up a few times, something was wrong with her car, then she needed him to change her wiper blades, and this and that and on and on, I told him to get rid of her. told him again and again. Finally I left the FOOL. Not worth it.
(wasn't the first time there was something funny going on)