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The colors are beautiful. They’d be even more beautiful if they weren’t attached to a giant, hairy spider.

I’m sorry - I have to respectfully disagree. The words “pretty” and “spider” in the same sentence do not work for me. Unless we’re talking about a “pretty big” or “pretty ugly” spider. “Fascinating”, maybe. Or “interesting”. And a tarantula? Nope! Just nope!

There’s a reason I live where it gets snot-freezing cold in the winter.

The BITE may not kill me, but I wouldn’t have to worry about that. Just the SIGHT of it would probably do so!

That’s not going to happen. I don’t reach into the tomatoes at all, now that I don’t know where she is. I have a nice wide path in there, and I don’t stray from it!

I had a garden spider in my greenhouse for about 6 weeks. I knew exactly where she was, so I could pick my tomatoes. Well, I went out there the other day and she was gone! This is a serious problem, because now I don’t know where she is! The tomatoes in that corner of the greenhouse will just...