The try to drown us... block entrance to our cabin.... they lie in wait for us to walk under trees and jump down on us...
They eat fish we need to survive, destroy wild rice patches...
They chomp on anything even resembling something woody. They are just nasty critters.
Ted Bundy was an angel compared to the beaver...
I would be happy to never lay eyes upon another beaver for the rest of my life, let alone have to touch the hairy, smelly, wet things!
The solution is easy... hanging, electrocution, poison, drowning, knives, guns, jumping......
Anything is better than more dux....
BTW. I thought I was being invaded by dux on my little getaway...
But when I pointed my rifle at them and looked through the scope I found them to be just...
Those look like Tennessee wanderers. I am fairly familiar with the breed. They are an invasive species that moves from area to area by hitching rides on slow moving vehicles, sort of like Zebra Mussels.
Ralphie is the only dux people should raise, unless you need bait for Muskie or Alligator...