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Quote: No offense, my best elderly friend is owned by a Jack Russell and I think he's awesome, but I wasn't aware of anything short of a straight jacket and PCP in massive doses that could slow down a JRT! Those dogs are wired!

Quote: I can't get angry with my critters and the SO tells me that's half my problem. He tells me to put a knot on the brainless border collie's head (not literally, but you get my drift) and he will stop jumping on me/knocking me down/being psychotic, etc. The collar is like our last ditch...

Quote: You mean I can't buy the car battery as an accessory to the shock collar? That was gonna be my next question!

'k, I'm sure everyone knows by now that I'm a pacifist. I even carry most bugs outside instead of squishin' em. I am also in fragile health and need lots of rest to maintain what health I have. The border collie has other ideas. He barks and barks and barks some more. Not at important...