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Had to look it up, so Grit wants some BOOTY SHORTS for Christmas, Doesnt using the term BOOTY SHORTS and nice not NAUGHTY sorta contradict itselfhttp://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-7316.gif. Santa will be bringin ya Nuttin. But MR GRIT could read this and head to Walmart in hope...
Look, it's real simple. Y'all are gonna make me say it outloud, aren't you?
I want some new boyshorts for Christmas!
I don't want silky longjohns. We don't have a mall anywhere near us, so I won't be getting microfiber anythings or grannies or cologne from Victoria Secrets. I definitely...
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So, I called DH and told him I wanted underwear for Christmas, but I didn't want the SIL to see me open them.
Why? He says.
Just cuz! Says me.
I'd open underwear in front of my DDs! He says.
I'm not opening underwear in front of the SIL! Says me.
Thus the first shots of the great...
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He's going to wear Jax's old one, that Jax grew out of too quick. When Kane outgrows that one, he'll wear the next one Jax grew out of too quick and so on and so forth, until we finally have to buy Kane his own collar.
Poor puppy is going to get his brothers old stuff and then he'll...
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Have him get you some Sexy Thongs, that will open her eyes..
Oh and here. http://planetsmilies.net/shy-smiley-17314.gif
You just HAD to go there, didn't ya MC?
I slap you so much I think you're starting to like it.
P.S. In this case, I meant for SIL to stand for son-in-law...
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There's a huge box of puppy toys already sitting here, waiting for Christmas. Some are for Jax, some for the new pup. I keep having to move the box cuz Jax is trying to open his early.
What about a leash and collar for the pup.
He's going to wear Jax's old one, that Jax grew out of...
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There's a huge box of puppy toys already sitting here, waiting for Christmas. Some are for Jax, some for the new pup. I keep having to move the box cuz Jax is trying to open his early.
DH is bugging me to tell him something small that I'd like for Christmas. My big present has already been bought, the puppy that that we'll be getting in February, but DH wants me to have something under the christmas tree to open when everyone else is opening their gifts.
Problem is, I want...