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Here are some of my personal favorites: ~Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad. ~Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

I need some meaningful, amusing, witty, etc. sayings! If you have any, post away!