Laughs, smiles, tears, etc.

Here's a thread that should give you a start on funny sayings.
Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me - Sigmund Freud

It never hurts to ask...Unless you ask for hurt!
~Smile, it makes people wonder what your up to.
~You never know how much a smile can do to spread love and peace.
~Never let anyone leave you without leaving better and happier.
~Everyone should see goodness in your eyes, in your smile, and in your laugh too.

I got a couple of those from a song and I love them them!
Keep the forked end down. (meaning don't kill over)

Keep your skirt down and you whities up. (be a good girl)

And finally

Never fry bacon naked!

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