Laughs, smiles, tears, etc.

[imachickenprincess]

I need some meaningful, amusing, witty, etc. sayings! If you have any, post away!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Here's a thread that should give you a start on funny sayings.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=385297

 

[maizey]

Make people happy that you're here, not glad that you're gone

You get more flies with honey than you don with vinegar

...just a couple that popped up in my mind immediately.

 

[SIMPleChick]

Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me - Sigmund Freud



It never hurts to ask...Unless you ask for hurt!

 

[sheaviance1]

The only time I open my mouth is to change feet!

 

[magistradomina]

~Smile, it makes people wonder what your up to.
~You never know how much a smile can do to spread love and peace.
~Never let anyone leave you without leaving better and happier.
~Everyone should see goodness in your eyes, in your smile, and in your laugh too.


I got a couple of those from a song and I love them them!

 

[Laurajean]

"Be The Change You Want To See In The World" - Ghandi

 

[KristyHall]

Integrity is how you behave when no one is watching

 

[gryeyes]

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, What is essential is invisible to the eye." Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, in The Little Prince

 

[feather and mountain man]

Keep the forked end down. (meaning don't kill over)

Keep your skirt down and you whities up. (be a good girl)


And finally

Never fry bacon naked!