When I was trying to name my chicks, my friends and I came up with some great pun names.
Great women of history puns
Margaret Hatcher
Amelia Egghart
Hilary Rodham Chicken
Whoopi Goldbird
Susan B. Eggthony
Florence Nightenlayer
Harriet Cluckman
Mary Todd Linc-hen (Lincoln)
I ended up on "old...