I’ve been hunting rat all week, but haven’t caught anything.
The little effers are still out there, but don’t seem to like cheese, peanut butter, dog food, or Mexican pastries. Maybe I should put some engine wires from my car in the traps. I know for a fact they like those. 🤬
Zoinks! He’ll never get away with it now that you’ve brought in those meddling kids.
Pro tip: You should split up & sneak over to your greedy neighbors house. I bet you find a raccoon costume with a missing toe over there.
I recognize that toe. His name is Digit. Meanest chicken murderer this side of the boarder. Wanted DOA in 3 counties. If you see him, proceed with extreme caution.