I have a good feeling as worried as his family and saint Judy have been about him..
Ralphies newfound freedom is probably going to go something like this....
A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident.
The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.
The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around.
Eventually his friends...