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Quote: She didn't know she ran into you? Can you imagine telling your doctor you were run over by a shopping cart?

Quote: Yeah, I had to correct my title! I was so rattled by the incident I developed a headache which addled my vision.

All Walmarts have somebody monitoring the security cameras and will dispatch another when a situation is getting hot. They also have loss prevention people on the job-especially this time of year.

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Quote: I'll buy her a box of stool softener! Heck, I haven't seen that look of madness in years!

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She plowed into me with her shopping cart with the ferocity of a raging bull at a Texas round up. Enraged that I got between her and her precious onions she kept shoving her cart into my posterior. Good thing I have lots of padding back there or she'd have broke my pelvis. At first I was...