Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Junior: Ew, wet oyster shells.
Snap: Junior, we gotta eat 'em.
Junior: Eeewww.
Buttermilk: Um, guys, what are you doing crowding around the oyster shells???
Junior: I have to eat some for T.A.O.E. (The Art of Egglaying)
Buttermilk: Shame, I ate mine while they were still dry, not wet.
Junior: I'll just wait to eat them.
Buttermilk: NO WAY!! You HAVE to eat them now!!!
Bisquick: HEY BUTTERMILK C'MERE!!!
Buttermilk: *goes to Bisquick*
Snap: Phew!! Maybe we won't have to eat 'em.
Junior: I'm not!!
*all chickens are put back in after their morning outing*
Junior: Hey!! Mommy changed our oyster shell dish!!
Snap: Yea, she did!! They're no longer wet and soggy.
Junior: Now I'll eat some. :3 *eats some oyster shells*
Buttermilk: Junior, did you eat your oyster shells???
Junior: Yes.

 

[little farmer]

All chickens: OH YEA!! 60TH PAGE!!!!!

 

[earlybird10842]

Selena: I Wanna lay easter eggs like the easter eggers do!
Susan: Sal, be happy with laying brown eggs.
Selena: anyone with tips on how to lay pretty eggs instead of plain brown ones?

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Well, I lay tinted eggs. They're not brown but not white. They're right inbetween.
Buttermilk: I don't think that you can alter the color you lay. But, I feel your pain, Selena, I've always wanted to lay colored eggs.
Snap: But, think about it guys, maybe Easter Eggers have always wanted to lay brown eggs!!
Bisquick: Yea, think of it that way.
Buttermilk: True, true. Does that help Selena?

 

[TechnoCat]

Buttermilk: NO WAY. You're a BLACK PHOENIX George???!!!! 

Popcorn: Did you not see his incredibly long, shimmery tailfeathers? *gawk*
George: Yep, I'm a Black Phoenix, Buttermilk!!
Amarosa: He's entirely black - EVEN HIS COMB AND FEET!!!

 

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: *GASP* I'll need some pictures George. *blinds eyes* :3
Bisquick: Ohhh Buttermilk. George already has his Queen Amulet.
Buttermilk: *sniffle* True, true. I won't take George away from you Amulet. Any other roosters here??!! D:

 

[TechnoCat]

George: What? Amulet's not my girlfriend!
Wish: It's a good thing she's still asleep now...

 

[tinkerbell13013]

Auroramg! did you guys read the new cooplife magazine?
midniteere's a new article about how to get calcium with out eating oyster shells
Aurora:I was gonna tell them!

Autumn: settle down, she didn't know.
Midnite: I didn't, I promise.
aurora:whatever, but any way, you can get it from layer feed, and they make flavored oyster shells now too!

 

[TechnoCat]

Popcorn: Wish... You might want to see this. *holds out Cooplife magazine*
Wish: What?
*photo of Wish and another rooster, and headline reads: CHEATING ON THE BLACK PHOENIX - GEORGE?*
Wish: What?!?! NO WAY!!! George isn't even my boyfriend, neither is that roo!!!

 

[little farmer]

George: What? Amulet's not my girlfriend!
Wish: It's a good thing she's still asleep now...

Buttermilk: She's NOT???!!! I thought she was!!